Breathe in and breathe out, and the more of you I see, the less breath I hold.– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
LAUGHING AT MY NIGHTMARE: Operation Make Ellen... →
laughingatmynightmare: Since I started my blog almost two years ago, people have been telling me “YOU SHOULD GO ON ELLEN!” They scream it at me actually, hence the caps lock. My response was always “I’d love to, but she’s very difficult to get in touch with.” I kept the idea in the back of my mind until I felt it was…
wifihotspot: why blaze it when you could glaze it
Emotional wreck 80% of the time.
I hate how fucking blunt I have to be.
There is a difference between treating me like a friend and treating me like a girlfriend, but sometimes I don’t think you know what it is.
I think this is turning into another I Hate Derek situation. Just a new person.
teaquila: To all those guys that expect their woman to make a sandwich after sex… If she’s capable of walking to the kitchen after sex, you haven’t done your job properly and you don’t deserve a sandwich.